Musically Punny: Archive

May 1st

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Apr 29th

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Apr 27th

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I love non-musician friends who can still make...

Me: I'm baaaaach
Friend: guess you got into something
 how'd you handel your situation
Me: My dad called me, seems you can't telemann that he doesn't need your help unless you trudge downstairs
Friend: ugh
Me: I bought some revision books today vivaldi money I had in my purse and now I'm baroque
 Having no money is a load of Scheidt
 I'd say I was alright with it but i wouldn't want to Lully you into a false sense of security
 I should probably stop these before I get into treble
 They're bass-ically afwul and it's probably alto much for you
 let's just say I'll give you a tenor and we can pretend this never happened
 I should just go jump off a clef
 Before you put me under a rest
Friend: Staff this already you're being silly
Me: You won't be able to find me, I'm Haydn from you
Friend: I'll take note of all this bullshittery.
Me: But without jokes like this, life would B-flat
 You'd better not make any better puns than me, pitch
Friend: naw don't worry I've got about tenor more up my sleeve
Me: Sorry for being rude, I didn't mean to break the coda conduct
 Anyway I reckon we should stop with the puns in a minuet 
I reckon she did alright for a complete non-musician c: 

Apr 27th

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antagonistictendencies asked: it's technically a g chord with suspended 3rd (sus4), 5th (sus6 or 6-5), and octave (9-8 suspension). So, although it's actually a F9 chord in an inversion, it could technically be called a "Gsus" chord, because it's a G chord being suspended in every possible way.

Apr 27th

Anonymous asked: It seems to be some sort of suspended 9 chord.

Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Anonymous asked: Oh yeah I got that but I don't understand what it has to do with the chord

Apr 26th

Soooo

I currently have about a million things I have to do and to top it all off, the internet died at my house and I have no clue when it will be fixed. I shall try to update with a post here or there every now and then to keep this place alive. But I just wanted to let you guys know, things may be a bit sparce for awile.

Apr 26th

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Anonymous asked: I don't understand the GSUS the holiest chord thing.

Apr 26th

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Apr 25th

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Apr 25th

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Apr 25th

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Apr 24th

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Apr 24th

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Apr 24th

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hashtagbachswag asked: if music puns are our forte.. then what's our piano?

Apr 22nd

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BTW Guys

This is sorta my fun side project tumblr. And I dont have a ton of time to dedicate to it. So I may occasionally take the weekends off from posting. (Like this weekend) But Ill still try to post regularly on the week days. So never fear! I wont abandon you! ~Roxanne

Apr 22nd

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