What did the aliens say to Schubert?
Take me to your lieder.
I hate it how people just think they can waltz right into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in common time.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
You could call it a Euphonium instead.
Baritone players love being mistaken for Euphoniums. Or better yet…TUBAS.